About

Hey, I’m Austin.

I'm a senior copywriter living and freelancing in San Francisco.

I know we just met but you seem like the kind of person I could confess anything to.

Like how I didn't have eyebrows until I was in high school. 

Or how at the 6th-grade talent show I sang L.O.V.E. in a maroon Gap turtleneck and Ricky Martin pants. What are Ricky Martin pants? They’re just khakis that are too small for you.

Or sometimes I add a note on my Amazon orders as if I have celebrity friends that care enough to buy me things. Like when my friend, Diane Keaton, bought my dog this Paris Hilton purse.

I love good storytelling and am always looking for the humor and excitement in big ideas. Let's do that together. 

For comments, questions, concerns get in touch. 

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